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johndarnielle:

saladinahmed:

So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter)

if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely to purchase the product
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aazizam:

LMAOOOOOOO
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trappedinadiamond:

so I’m at a gas station getting RED BULL AND THE GUY INFRONT OF ME IS TRYING TO GET CONDOMS AND HIS CARD GOT FUCKING DECLINED AND THIS LITTLE OLD WOMAN BEHIND ME WHISPEREd “he just got cock blocked by visa” I FUCKING SHAT MYSELF

(via lockupmymemories)

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

(via lockupmymemories)

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian
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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(via lockupmymemories)

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

(via theivoryminute)

kingsleyyy:

talents: eating

newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina
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linxa:

niggus4life:

linxa:

niggus4life:

my hamster just died and i’m really sad

omg rest in peace what happened

a cat ate him

rest in pussy

(via lockupmymemories)

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