fangdecay:

captainamericaisavirgin:

benmclemore:

somebody DO SOMETHING

i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have
this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

that commentary was beautiful
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thebirdfriend:

hotelmario:

friendly reminder



I hate parties
30th Aug 201412:2121,141 notes

juilan:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I have a foot long of gum here and I planning on eating it all at once right now

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this was a terrible idea

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(via lockupmymemories)

dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

(via lockupmymemories)

bluediamond-og:

horchata-princess:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

bless

Lmao yesss
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dynastylnoire:

queenoftherandom:

internetgf:

i feel like i got a virus from reblogging this

Anyone else hear Bill Clinton’s voice?

::pours one out for the fallen::
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eoop:

I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO

(via shake-it-offfff)

trxyesweater:

Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

(via aftertheboobies)

30th Aug 201409:07302 notes
vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK
30th Aug 201409:0551,389 notes
vxpo:

Nicki Minaj x Drake x Anaconda | Vxpo
30th Aug 201409:051,650 notes
derpycats:

oh human, i has made a huge mistake
30th Aug 201409:0233,564 notes
thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.
30th Aug 201408:58192,687 notes
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